Chapter 13 - Bloopers 9 - Rats are the Lost tribe of Israel

 Rats are the lost tribe of Israel because they drink not the camel's milk, but drink goat’s milk - What a Farce!!!!

“Sahih” Al-Bukhari Volume 4. Hadith #524  

Narrated by Abu Huraira

The Prophet said, "A group of Israelites were lost. Nobody knows what they did. But I do not see them except that they were cursed and changed into rats, for if you put the milk of a she-camel in front of a rat, it will not drink it, but if the milk of a sheep is put in front of it, it will drink it." I told this to Ka'b who asked me, "Did you hear it from the Prophet ?" I said, "Yes." Ka'b asked me the same question several times.; I said to Ka'b. "Do I read the Torah? (i.e. I tell you this from the Prophet.)"

[Rats do not drink milk of a She-Camel; I wonder whether he-Camel also gives milk?]

Bukhari Hadith (Arabic) Serial No.3305-

 حَدَّثَنَا مُوسَى بْنُ إِسْمَاعِيلَ حَدَّثَنَا وُهَيْبٌ عَنْ خَالِدٍ عَنْ مُحَمَّدٍ عَنْ أَبِى هُرَيْرَةَ - رضى الله عنه - عَنِ النَّبِىِّ صلى الله عليه وسلم قَالَ « فُقِدَتْ أُمَّةٌ مِنْ بَنِى إِسْرَائِيلَ لاَ يُدْرَى مَا فَعَلَتْ ، وَإِنِّى لاَ أُرَاهَا إِلاَّ الْفَارَ إِذَا وُضِعَ لَهَا أَلْبَانُ الإِبِلِ لَمْ تَشْرَبْ ، وَإِذَا وُضِعَ لَهَا أَلْبَانُ الشَّاءِ شَرِبَتْ » . فَحَدَّثْتُ كَعْباً فقَالَ أَنْتَ سَمِعْتَ النَّبِىَّ صلى الله عليه وسلم يَقُولُهُ قُلْتُ نَعَمْ . قَالَ لِى مِرَاراً . فَقُلْتُ أَفَأَقْرَأُ التَّوْرَاةَ تحفة 14463 

Bukhari Hadith narrates that a group of Israelites were changed into rats – contradicting the Holy Quran:

This is what the Holy Quran Says in 3 Places 2:65, 5:60 and 7:166 :

وَلَقَدْ عَلِمْتُمُ الَّذِينَ اعْتَدَوْا مِنْكُمْ فِي السَّبْتِ فَقُلْنَا لَهُمْ كُونُوا قِرَدَةً خَاسِئِينَ

2.65 And well ye knew those amongst you who transgressed in the matter of the Sabbath: We said to them: "Be ye apes, despised and rejected."

قُلْ هَلْ أُنَبِّئُكُمْ بِشَرٍّ مِنْ ذَلِكَ مَثُوبَةً عِنْدَ اللَّهِ مَنْ لَعَنَهُ اللَّهُ وَغَضِبَ عَلَيْهِ وَجَعَلَ مِنْهُمُ الْقِرَدَةَ وَالْخَنَازِيرَ وَعَبَدَ الطَّاغُوتَ أُولَئِكَ شَرٌّ مَكَانًا وَأَضَلُّ عَنْ سَوَاءِ السَّبِيلِ

5.60 Say: "Shall I point out to you something much worse than this, (as judged) by the treatment it received from Allah? those who incurred the curse of Allah and His wrath, those of whom some He transformed into apes and swine, those who worshipped evil;- these are (many times) worse in rank, and far more astray from the even path!"

فَلَمَّا عَتَوْا عَنْ مَا نُهُوا عَنْهُ قُلْنَا لَهُمْ كُونُوا قِرَدَةً خَاسِئِينَ

7.166 When in their insolence they transgressed (all) prohibitions, We said to them: "Be ye apes, despised and rejected."

Where is the mention of Rats?  Either it is apes or swine. Almost all of the hadithes narrated, especially Abu Huraira, carry these types of stupid contradictions. 

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